Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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