She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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