I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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