You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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