just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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