Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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