it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
