whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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