When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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