You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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