They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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