It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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