My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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