Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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