remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Less talking, more tequila
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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