READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Can Purell be used as lube?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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