okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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