I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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