I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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