Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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