Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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