Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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