Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
