I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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