so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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