Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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