Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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