3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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