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I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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