So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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