My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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