just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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