you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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