Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You took a bar mat shot.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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