I skipped work to stalk him.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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