we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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