shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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