Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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