we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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