i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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