im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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