"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
