Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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