girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
