Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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