why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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