everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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