explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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