Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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