I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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