you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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