I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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